Do you think being a dog is easy? Maybe you should think about it again because being a dog is one of the most difficult things in the world. How? Okay see, you gotta wake up before your owner, you have to break all the rules, you have to be hungry all the time, and most importantly, you have to act like you are malfunctioning.
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If you can’t behave like this, we are sorry to break it to you that you have disqualified being a dog. But hey, don’t lose hope because these cuties are here to give you a few tips on how you can master being a malfunctioning dog. Scroll down to have a look.
“After a walk through the snow, Arlo is ready for Paris fashion week.”
“Right now, I’m looking for a dog to adopt. I gave this little guy the “sit” command and he sat down like this. I think I just found my new dog.”
“Saw this ol”
“He breathed in while licking his nose and his tongue got sucked into his nostrils a little bit.”
“It’s just her face. She’s the sweetest dog ever. But she constantly looks disappointed in us.”
“Life takes its toll on us all.”
“Her bowl is in the dishwasher.”
“Before and after a playdate.”
“This is what I come home to every day.”
“He collected all balls he found in the house and then laid like this for 10 minutes.”
“Men and women fled in horror when the creature emerged from the depths.”
“My favorite pic of my pug. There is no hole in the grass.”
“I was told she played the entire 9 hours she was at daycare.”
“She sits like an alien spider.”
“Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while I’m at work.”
“Made a friend, being extremely cool and normal about it.”
“When you didn’t expect your owner to come right back cause they forgot something.”
Rami Malek’s face.
He sits whenever he feels like it.
“We put her bowl on the bottom step so she didn’t have to bend down as far to eat from it.”
