No one likes to get insulted, but you have got to accept that some insults are so creative and hilarious that we remember them for so long. It’s either the right timing, choice of words, or something else that gets us, but we cannot forget them.
If you want to know about some insults that are rudest, meanest, and funniest; keep scrolling.
1. From n00rmal:
“You look easy to draw.”
2. From TrishiaH:
When my daughter was little (about 4), we spent the night with my parents and I was brushing her long hair after her bath. My dad told her she had such pretty hair and asked if he could have a little to cover his bald spot. She didn’t even look up and said “I think you have enough on your back to cover that.”
3. From Big-mood-energy:
“You have the communication skills of an alarm clock.”
4. From Deckham:
It’s impossible to underestimate you.
5. From _Fengo:
“If she was a spice, she’d be flour.”
6. From too-many-critters:
When the toddler I’m babysitting came over, lifted up my shirt to expose my belly, then started squeezing my tummy pudge while saying ‘squishy squishy’. I had salad for lunch the rest of the week…
7. From eDreadz:
A young woman was being very rude to the restaurant staff so an old lady that overheard her said “ Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that.”
8. From El_CM:
Your life is more about regret management than goal achievement, isn’t it?
9. From Rysilk:
You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom.
10. From krnoel:
My oldest daughter called me Captain Hook when she was 3. She had run off to her room in a fit of rage and apparently, that was the worst insult she could come up with. Definitely, a moment where I tried to hide the fact that I was laughing.
11. From BErtNotBurt:
My brother once drunkenly called someone a non-essential vitamin.
12. From angry_pecan:
You look like someone whose family tree is a wreath.
13. From Aussie-Nerd:
A favorite of my dads was “of all my little swimmers, how were you the winner?”
14. From Doofutchie:
I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
15. From RadioMedic:
“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.”
16. From tinyywarrior:
Good old England, throwing out the classics. I once heard someone refer to a coffin in the most spectacular way in a sentence something like “Yer mum looks older than my Nan and she’s in a wooden onesie.”
17. From denominatorAU2:
If your brain was dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow the wax out of your ears.
If your brain was petrol you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant motorbike halfway around the inside of a fruit loop.
18. From bustead:
I’d mess up your face, but your mama did it for me.
19. From browncoat13:
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
20. From MacroTurtleLibido:
“I am both surprised and pleased to see you, but just a little bit more surprised than pleased.”
Overheard as my grandfather opened the door to see his old college roommate who dropped by after a 40-year absence.
21. From chaoschosen665:
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you properly.
22. From ironwolf6464:
“Your parents must have fed you walnuts with a slingshot.”
