If done right, long-term relationships can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. A certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, can sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of daily life with your life partner.
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These guys don’t need relationship advice and like to keep their significant others guessing. A creative, practical joke is a great way to liven up a married couple’s life. A sense of humor is sexy.
1. It’s believed that they’re still hidden.
2. “Went to NYC on business and I had to show my wife I wasn’t enjoying it without her, so here is me having a bad time all over New York.”
3. Rest in peace.
4. Been 14 days since wife went on a work trip.
5. “My wife really likes it when I do housework so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on.”
6. The most handsome man.
7. “My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport.”
8. Seems like a good deal.
9. Just another boyfriend who’s bored at work.
10. “My wife is smokin’ hot so I picked the shower curtain.”
11. “Can a girl poop in peace? My BF & our cat.”
12. He’s so dead after this.
13. “Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I’m not even joking.”
14. “I let my husband decorate the bathroom.”
15. “My wife ran and won her age group in her first 5 K this weekend. Here are a couple pictures from the race.”
16. “My wife ordered this on amazon for our baby announcement but it didn’t fit her so I decided to put it to use.”
17. “My husband has been sticking these in places I can’t reach to annoy me. It’s Working.”
18. “My girlfriend put the quote on the left, it took her 2 weeks to realize I changed it.”
19. “My wife took the toddler and left me with the baby yesterday morning. She’s a worrywart and I love Photoshop. Lesson learned: don’t reply with just a Photoshopped picture when she asks how things are going with the baby.”
20. On a really hot day, when you leave your wife in the car to shop at the hardware store.
21. “My friend played a prank on his girlfriend. She has a night vision motion-activated camera setup in a quest to treat a sick Coyote. She checks the footage every morning religiously. He rented a Sasquatch outfit and walked around the camera at 4 am.”
22. “Built a garden for my wife a few months ago and it is finally time for the bountiful harvest. Tonight, we feast like kings.”
23. “Just doing what my wife asked.”
24. “Groundhog Day flowers for my wife.”
25. Hair styling done right.
26. “Wife gave me one job to do for the day – to get the dogs tag engraved.”
27. Being the girlfriend, I was given the job to decorate our new home. Yesterday, my boyfriend said he wanted to pick just one piece of decor out. I was impressed he actually wanted to be involved! Next day, he walks in smiling, and introduced me to Kittiana Jones. This is Why I’m the chosen one.”
28. “At the time my girlfriend didn’t know why I wanted my photo taken on this side of the bridge.”
29. “Women confuse me. My girlfriend sent me out for groceries, and like any rational person, I thought that meant go get hats for the dogs. Turns out she was hungry.”
30. “My GF’s obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own uninspirational signs.”
