Even though we don’t believe it, we all are guilty of checking our horoscope all the time. We mostly do it because we want to read what’s written under our sunshine.
Surely our birth dates have nothing to do with our personalities but these horoscopes can really make us take an honest look at ourselves. If you also want to read honest and brutal horoscope predictions, keep scrolling.
Someone shared a horoscope written in the previous century and as it turns out everyone was a prick back then
A Twitter user who goes by @friends3000, has shared this baffling horoscope and it’s pretty hilarious. This horoscope decades back and it sarcastically insults every single sign.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re stupid. Everyone thinks you’re a [freaking] jerk.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a dips**t.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and think that most people are d***heads. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Your nothing but a dam communist.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard/b**ch.
Cancer (June 2 – July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a [damn]. Everybody in prison is cancer.
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving and mother f**kers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate discord. This [crap]-picking is sickening to your friends. You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while f**king. Virgos are good bus drivers and p i m p s.
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are nil. Most Libra women are wh**es. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Now 21)
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b**ch. Most Scorpios are murderers.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon is a Sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken[crap]. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Here’s how people reacted to this unexpected roasting session
